As absurd as this sounds, Carloses will have a significant impact on three Chicago sports teams this year, so let's have fun with the mighty Carlos by the numbers:
8 The number of consecutive wins by Carlos Silva to start the season last year. The best start to season by a Cub since 1967. While he certainly waned as the season went on, he did provide five straight quality starts after starting 8-0 (he was 1-2 during that stretch). He may not be ace material, but as a fifth starter, you have to feel good about Silva's potential. Also, eight is the number of dugout fights Silva needs to start to catch Zambrano.
Hitting home runs gives Carlos the munchies. |
36 Home runs by White Sox slugger Carlos Quentin during the odd-ball, "post-steroids" 2008 season. 36 dingers were enough for second in the American League that year to Miguel Cabrera's 37. There had not been a Home Run "King" with so few homers since good-old Fred McGriff led the NL with 35 in 1992, and a guy named Fred McGriff led the AL with 36 in 1989. Sorry, Fred. At least we know AlFredo was getting it done before juicing became so prevelant. Now, Quentin doesn't need any 'roids to help a solid Sox lineup, but he could afford to lay off the injuries. Missing 94 games over the last two years has not done him any favors.
30 Holds for Carlos Marmol in 2008. Those 30 holds were in set up for unselfish starter-turned-closer Kerry Wood. The duo was justifiably praised during the Cubs' 97-win 2008 season. Will it work with the roles reversed? Let's hope so. Chicago's bullpen was a pathetic 29th out of 30 in E.R.A. (starters were 12th of 30), with a horrible losing record (15-27), and a ton of blown saves. Even those stats are deceiving, because they were actually more distorted in the first half of the season. Marmol should be in a better situation with Wood leading in. Let's face it, he can't be much worse than Grabow, Cashner, and Samardzija. At least Howry is formally being paid by another team to make the Cubs lose games.
Can Samardzija, Wood, and Marmol be the 7th-8th-9th combination that Chicago is looking for? (picture from SI). |
1 For Carlos Pena, this could be a number of things. One All-Star appearance. One Silver Slugger. One Gold Glove. One Home Run title. One-time Fielding Percentage league leader. The good news? They aren't all during one great season. So the potential for Pena to put it all together is exciting. The bad news? Well, there's been enough said about the depressing downward trend of the batting average into crapper. Aside from Zambrano, Pena's potential has the greatest range between horrific failure and overachieving success.
35 Career home runs for Carlos Lee against the Cubs. Look, Lee is a solid and consistent player . . . but against the Cubs he is Albert Fucking Pujols. No, really. Here's Carlos Lee vs the Cubs compared to Albert Pujols' MVP runner-up 2002 season (Lee's are adjusted to 162 games from 125):
Hits Doubles Home Runs RBI AVG Slug OPS
Lee vs Cubs 185 36 45 123 .294 .568 .916
Pujols 2002 185 40 34 127 .314 .561 .955
Lee has never finished in the top 16 in MVP voting and only has one playoff appearance. For some reason, though, he always seems to lay it on Chicago. I have a feeling he's turning down larger contract offers just so he play the Cubs and Pirates 36 times a year. The Astros are not a serious threat to the Cubs this year, but Carlos Lee could definitely steal a few W's along the way.
7 Including Lee and the four Cubs on this list, there are seven Carlos just in the NL Central. The Reds' Carlos Fisher and the Brewers' Carlos Carlos Gómez complete the crew. The AL Central has Quentin, Tiger Carlos Guillen, and Indians Carlos Carrasco and Carlos Santana. That's 11 of the 17 MLB Carloses between the two central divisions. Ironically, none of these eleven include the best Carlos (Rockies' González) or the 2005 NLCS hero Carlos Beltán. Okay, let's wrap this up . . .
8 Consecutive seasons with at least 9 wins and a winning record for Carlos Zambrano. If there are two words that describe Big Z, they are reliable and consistent. Okay, maybe not. And this stat is a little bit obscure, but let's put it into perspective:
Most Consecutive Seasons with 9 Wins and Winning Record
10 CC Sabathia Cy Young - 2007
8 Carlos Zambrano
8 Johan Santana Cy Young - 2004, 2006
7 John Lackey Cy Young (3rd) - 2007
6 Roy Halladay Cy Young - 2003
Nice company. Zambrano has been a lightning rod for the city of Chicago over this span. His flashes of brilliance conflict with his immaturity. His dominant five-game win streaks seem as likely as a five-run shallacking in the second inning. Three top five finishes in the Cy Young voting don't replace the lack of a defining post-season performance ('07 was not his fault).
Zambrano is not going to get any pre-season Cy Young love this year like he has in the past. But just when we had written him off after another meltdown last year, he finished the season off looking as good as, well, ever. As hopelessly optimistic Cub fans, we can only hope he can keep it under control. Perhaps Big Z can take a lesson from the great Carlos Santana, "I knuckle down with my demons, and with my weakness." Knuckle down, Z.